Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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