I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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