Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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