HIV tests are more positive than that guy
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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