think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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