I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
