Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
