So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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