you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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