i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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