So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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