If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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