Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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