everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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