its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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