I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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