Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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