i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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