did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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