You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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