She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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