well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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