i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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