would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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