My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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