Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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