Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
