I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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