Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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