i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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