I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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