break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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