Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Randomize
