Did you just see the Batmobile???
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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