She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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