I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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