Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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