we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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