Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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