Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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