i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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