Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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