YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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