lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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