Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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