My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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