So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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