Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
