we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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