is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Couch. On fire.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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