Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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