i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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