We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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